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MILITARY MADNESS: NECTARIS released today.
Go buy it on Xbox Live Arcade.
I produced it & I think it turned out really awesome.
Here’s the official website – which is also awesome.
I’ve been on vacation.
But now I’m back.
Learning a Foreign Language is difficult. That’s why I’ve never done it. But with instructional videos like this – I may reconsider.
I thought watching girls workout was fun… But when you add them psuedo-rapping about diahreea – well that’s just mother-loving magical.
I love this game. It’s wacky in ways the US games can never – ever – hope to achieve. This game has actually been made before – for the PC Engine. And it appears to have found a new life on PSP… What I wouldn’t give for a Cho Aniki T-shirt. I tried to find them once – no luck. This makes me want to try again.
I’m internet famous.
It’s not much – but it’s more than you – the indexing bots that regularily visit this blog – have ever done.
Today I saw yet another game proposal from Japan. Actually it was more of a finished game in search of a publisher. Either way – let me lay down what it’s about & you tell me if you want to pick it up.
It involved the user playing as a monkey – throwing poop at walking lizard men (think Geico lizard), flying snakes & beetles. Other characters the user can play with include a conquistador girl, a Jane girl (as in Tarzan & Jane) & a nurse (naturally).
All those other characters don’t matter – because the monkey throws poop! Maybe you’re wondering where the Monkey finds this poop – well from his butt. There’s an animation of the monkey reaching back & pooping into his hand and then throwing it.
My thoughts? This could be HUGE – HUGE – in America. First off – EVERYONE in the world loves scatalogical humor. It transcends race, sex, location, religion etc. Second – there’s a whole group of guys out there who really get off on playing wacky Japanese games – regardless of how insanely craptacular (I’m leaving that pun in there) they are.
Unfortunately though – we’re in a business – the business of making money. And this game will most likely never see the light of day because people will not buy it.
Also – the game has destructible environments… Probably not enough of a gimmick to save it though.
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