one better

I’ve been on vacation.

But now I’m back.

Learning a Foreign Language is difficult. That’s why I’ve never done it. But with instructional videos like this – I may reconsider.

I thought watching girls workout was fun… But when you add them psuedo-rapping about diahreea – well that’s just mother-loving magical.

MMmm girl – that’s a good burger.

Apparently getting paid trumps being a food snob.  I’ll bet it was a special, gourmet burger for my girl.  She wouldn’t eat that crap in real life.